Grace's Mosaic Moments

Saturday, February 18, 2023

My First Blog, Pt 2 - Comedy Only in Retrospect

 I am down to the last chapter of my latest Regency Gothic, The Menace of Lincourt Manor, so next Mosaic Moments - March 4, 2023. Don't forget you can check Archives for ten years of advice on Writing & Editing. Or find the 200+ pages, organized and indexed, in Making Magic With Words. (Amazon)

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Corny but cute

 So many people visit Florida, seeing nothing but airports, highways heavy with traffic, our theme parks, and/or the launch pads on the east coast. They have no idea of the endless expanse of "wild" Florida. Until, that is, if they find a moment for golf . . .

How would you like to run into this on the ninth hole?

And then there are the hundreds of miles of trails through the wilderness, many not as well-constructed as this one. If you'd like to learn more about "wild" Florida, check out the book at the end of this blog.



Below, Part 2 of my very first blog, back in January 2011, when my grandgirls were very young . . .


How Not to Drive the Grandchildren Home 
from the Singing Christmas Trees
Part 2

At the end of Part 1, you may recall, all seemed to be well.  The three little girls and I had finally arrived home (one hour after leaving the church).  We ate supper and were watching a movie when . . .

Mommy turned her phone back on and called to say that the concert was running longer than expected and could I please take the children home and put them to bed.  I was still nerve-wracked to the bone, but food had helped, so I only twinged slightly at the thought of putting the girls back in the car and driving three blocks.

I loaded everyone back into the SUV and arrived at their gated community a few minutes later.  I reached for the gate clicker I assumed was on the visor, and . . . oh-oh.   No, the girls didn’t know where mama stashed the clicker, but they assured me I could punch in a code.  Alas, I had to tell them that the code only worked until six p.m.  After that, you have to have a clicker or someone has to be at the house to buzz you in.  ( I recalled one memorable evening when my son-in-law climbed the gate, all eight feet of it, at 1:00 a.m.)

"We can take your car, Gramma," the girls said, as they knew I had a clicker. So we turned around and headed back to my house.  But as we made the short trip back, it occurred to me that if I drove my car, we wouldn’t have the built-in garage-door opener on the SUV.  Without which I’d need a key to my daughter’s house.  And I wasn't sure I had one. (It seemed that I no sooner had a key made than my daughter would send someone to borrow it!)  So if I drove the girls’ home in my car, we could get through the gate but might not be able to get into the house.  

Believe me, at this point if I hadn’t already decided I had a few thousands words to say to my daughter when she got home, this would have been the final straw.

As we pulled into my driveway, the 6-year-old said, “Gramma, why don’t you just get the clicker from your car?”  I sat there behind the wheel and gaped.  Out of the mouths of babes! I could not, of course, press a button to open my garage as I was in my daughter's car. Sigh. I told the girls to stay put, went back into my house, pulled the gate clicker off my visor, and back we went to my daughter’s house in the Honda.  Didn’t use the garage opener, after all, as the 7-year-old was gung-ho to try every key on my ring to see if she could open the front door.  Which she did while the rest of us stayed in the car and watched.  

She yelled for us to come in, and then proceeded to turn on the Christmas tree and the many other Christmas lights throughout the house so I could see them.  A special moment after all we’d been through.

When my daughter and her husband finally got home, the girls were in bed, their halos still shiny, I laid out the whole tale, woe by woe.  My daughter looked at me and said, “Oh, I’ve been using the hand brake because the car keeps getting stuck in Park.”  Not that she’d told me that any more than she mentioned there was no gas.  I had, of course, been putting the car in Park all night.  Sigh.    

I’m not sure I’m going to the Singing Trees next year.  The memories of 2010 may haunt me forever.

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It's far from smooth sailing as Cass Wilder, a fledgling PI of mixed heritage, helps an American James Bond track his missing sister through a maze of backwoods Florida, redneck militias, and Middle-eastern politics. Action, romance, and occasional whimsy mark this tale of the Florida visitors seldom see. And of conditions where Romance is forced to take a back seat to Action.

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Thanks for stopping by,

Grace (Blair Bancroft)


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